Dual....:-)
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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