when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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