Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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