How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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