Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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