Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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