Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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