i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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