and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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