Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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