i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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