Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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