He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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