Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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