NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
