I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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