He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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