i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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