so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Randomize
