i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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