Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
