i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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