what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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