dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.