Me. At least after what I've been through.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed