dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.