Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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