What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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