I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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