3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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