therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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