She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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