Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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