Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Someone signed my nipple.
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