Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just pee around me
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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