I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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