was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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