even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize
