Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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