how can u be prego again
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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