Midget sex pt 2 tonight
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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