i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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