i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..