i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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