how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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