i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
