That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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