Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
