I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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