On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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