ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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