Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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