so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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