bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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