It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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