She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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