Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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