Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
